- You know, whether you're rich, poor or anything in between, it always sucks when you get ketchup on your pants.
- Bought something from Walgreens the other day and the clerk at the cash register was super friendly, that is until I rejected the offer of taking my receipt, which for one reason or another got me the evil eye. Good thing I paid in cash.
- One of these days I want to back out of a carwash just to see what happens.
- I know one of these times that I arrive at the gym that I will have forgotten to put on shorts underneath my sweatpants, which of course I wouldn't find out until I had already pulled down my sweatpants quickly to begin working out (not inside the locker room but the small lockers out in the open). That's never happened before, no, never.
- Why exactly is weather.com starting to give me non-weather related stories? The other day there was this story on there about some man and a whale and then some totally other unrelated world landmark story. You already badly suck at predicting the weather, I suggest focusing on getting one thing right first before you branch off into other topics that nobody cares about.
- Even though nothing about the ice storm that crushed our city of Sioux Falls this April was funny, I find myself continually laughing at this photo of this truck picking up our limbs and scraps from our tree damage. Trying to think of other usages for a big dump-type like truck with a huge mechanical arm and claws sticking out of it. Then again, it would be kind of a cool ride...
