- If I split a 5 Hour Energy with someone, do we each get 2.5 hours’ worth of max energy or ½ energy boost for 5 hours?
- Here’s some irony for you- I text all of the time, yet I hate text message alerts. It’s never a convenient time to receive one.
- I love it when a drive thru at a restaurant is packed with cars, yet you could walk 10 feet inside to order, receive your food and walk back to your car well before even half of the cars currently in their drive thru line get their food. For those Sioux Falls residents, see Jimmy John’s on 57th and Louise Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday or Sunday at any time for a perfect example of this.
- What happens if you write below the line on the back of a check? Does the bank steal all of your money? Man, they really hog a ton of the space back there.
- How in the world can something take up to 2 hours to cook in the oven?! 2 hours! Man, lasagna must be a lot tougher than me, I start sweating within minutes of stepping outside in 100 degree heat, let alone 4 times that temp.
- Why is fall the only season that gets a secondary name (autumn)? Let’s start calling winter beaverton and see what happens.
- Why do ATMs time out after only 10 seconds? Do banks really think that if a thief stole your credit or debit card that they’d panic and just give up if the card timed out?
- I always find it funny when you’ve spoken with someone over the phone or heard them on the radio or something, and then you see a picture of them or meet them for the first time. Even if you picture someone that way you never really picture them that way. Sometimes I’d be less surprised if they were a gorilla or something when I saw them for the first time.
