- I miss Winamp, especially the skins
- My friend Charlie has invented a new contraction- whyn’t. I’m on board. I suggest you start casually inserting it into everyday conversation and see if it catches on.
- Why do people think that it’s “must of” instead of “must have?” as in ie. “He’s not here, he must have gone to kill a ghost.” It’s not “must of” people. Our society is coming to an end.
- My life changed forever for the better the day I stopped hitting yes for receipts on gas pumps and ATMs.
- Paperclips seem pretty old fashioned at this point, but I really don’t have any better suggestions for such a need.
- The next person that hits their brakes while merging on an interstate on ramp is going to be intentionally rear ended by me.
- Nothing irks me more than when you’re pumping gas and the auto fill keeps un-clicking so you have to awkwardly stand their half squeezing the pump. It’s exponentially worse in the winter when you’re sitting in your car and you hear that loud un-click, boom! Why is it so loud in the first place when it un-clicks? I swear even the gas clerks hear and see it and point and laugh at you from inside. Then there’s always that smug guy two pumps away who gives you that snotty I-know-how-to-pump-gas-better-than-you look. Frickin gooseball.
- Let’s go ahead and crank up the pressure on the kitchen refrigerator water. I bet I drink at least two less cups per day because I don’t want to stand there for four minutes to fill half a glass.
- In Spanish porque means both why and because. Porque? Porque! Porque? Porque! Why? Because!
- Does CBS actually listen to what Andy Rooney says at the end of each 60 Minutes episode? I don’t buy waxed beans either, and don’t plan to be on tv anytime soon to tell others about it.
- Note to movie directors, just having Vince Vaughn in a movie no longer means that it’ll automatically be funny.
