- I just know that guy in the JoS A Bank television ads is throwing an “f” or “ph” sound at the end of JoS A, no matter how funky it’s spelled, although I bet he’d be a goose and never admit it.
- I was better at cursive in 5th grade than I am now.
- I always think that Brits sound cool and fancier than us when they speak. ie- when they say, “what a pity” or “oh, that’s rubbish.” I wonder if they think the same thing about us when we say something like, “wow, that sucks.” I’m thinking not.
- 8 points for the letter “J” in Scrabble seems a bit excessive.
- I find it funny how the Fox score ticker on NFL Sundays says, “Midfield” instead of “50” when showing the ball location. That’s a high character count differential.
- I get at least a little aroused every team I go into Jimmy John’s and watch them make sandwiches at blazing speeds. What, did that sound weird?
- I absolutely hate it when I’m at a pizza buffet when they only have old pizza out, but you’re hungry so you just take some anyway. Then, inevitably right after you take the old pizza and are still standing there with it on your plate, they bring out new pizza. At this point, what’s worse- putting the old pizza back on the tray or just keeping it on your plate and not eating it and letting it get thrown away?
- If your name is Jorge but you insist on going by the pronunciation of George, I automatically do not like you.
- How come watermelons are they only fruit that gets to blow up?
