When someone opens the door for you while entering a building and there are two doors, if you say thank you after the first door hold, are you obligated for a second thank you when they hold the second door or is it an acceptable mini-thank you snub situation?
Dammit I’m mad backwards.
Why are Hard Rock Café shirts so popular? Hey everyone, I went to Buenos Aires just to buy a Hard Rock Café t-shirt! Oh yeah, well I’m going to start selling Sioux Falls Applebees shirts.
Why are those “English is really hard for foreigners to learn” examples so bizarre? “He was busy ceiling the souls of his shoes, while over their his friend eight a flour.” It’s like seriously, can’t you come up with something that could possibly make some sense?
Wouldn’t it be awkward if a restaurant employee caught you stealing pop at a restaurant in your water cup? If they did catch you, would you have any grounds to say that they should only charge you half price because those water cups are so small? Or, would they still charge you the price of the smallest pop as some sort of a penalty?
Can we just cancel the 3D tv thing? LED or LCD HD is more than good enough for me and I don’t want to have to buy a new tv. Also, aliens would laugh at us if they saw us sitting in our living rooms watching tv while wearing some funky cardboard glasses.
Hey everyone, get ready to feel old. People born before this date in 1990 can now legally drink. 1990.
So, let me get this straight. If an NFL team hires a white coach without first (token) interviewing a black coach, they have violated the Rooney rule and are subject to penalty. But, when the Vikings hired Leslie Frazier as their head coach, they didn’t have to interview a white candidate first. I’m going to lobby for the Gringo rule this offseason.
Let’s just end the tomato- fruit or vegetable debate right now. I’d never eat one plain, so it’s a frickin vegetable.
Racecar backwards
Note to 99.1 ESPN Radio- A radio station isn’t “new” anymore 2 years later. Neither are the ’09 Titleist ProV1s in my bag.
You have to wonder if Maybelline would use the same motto if its brand didn’t start with an “M.”
Do you think the “i” in iPod ever gets jealous at the “P” for being capitalized?
Canteen is a cool word, but not one that I get to use very often
Since there’s an insect called a fly I’m going to invent an animal called a swim.
Redheads look weird on a basketball court even though they come close to matching the color of the ball. Sorry, they just do.
Why do water towers put the water up so high? I would just keep it down on the ground if it were me, water is frickin heavy.
